Dinner Under The Sea Pirate Ship Party Show Sailing around the Bay

Description
Avast, me hearties! If ye be yearnin' for a dinner beneath the sea, join us on our mighty 700-ton Galleon in Puerto Vallarta's Bay. Set yer sights on a swashbucklin' escapade, where live music be playin', and the merriment be as boundless as the horizon.
As ye board our vessel, be prepared to encounter characters bedecked in special makeup, a spectacle of fireworks lightin' up the night sky, and a pirate tavern boastin' special effects that'll leave ye in awe. The salty sea breeze shall guide ye through an evening brimmin' with excitement.
Feast upon seven delectable dinner options fit for a buccaneer's appetite, complemented by a premium open bar to wet yer whistle. Engage in activities that'll have ye singin' sea shanties in no time, all while our crew delivers impeccable service fit for royalty.
But beware, me hearties, for only those with the spirit of adventure need tread our decks. Party poopers be warned, for they'll find themselves walkin' the plank into the depths of boredom. Come ready for revelry, for when ye set sail with us, it's a journey filled with laughter, merriment, and memories that'll linger like the taste of salt in the air. Fair winds and following seas await ye on this unforgettable voyage!
Included
Avast ye! Join the Drunken Pirate Show for a feast fit for true buccaneers! Enjoy six scrumptious dishes, with a special menu for the little scallywags. Brace yerselves for special effects transformin' the dinin' area into a pirate's den, with fireworks illuminatin' the night sky in a spectacular display.
As the grog flows freely from our Premium Open Bar, the Pirate Party be in full swing – a rollickin' good time for all. But that ain't all, me hearties! Embark on a tour 'round the bay, takin' in the sights and sounds of the open sea, guided by the spirit of adventure.
So, inclusions be plenty: a bountiful dinner, special effects magic, a grand display of fireworks, a raucous Pirate Party, top-shelf grog from the Premium Open Bar, and a tour 'round the bay to complete this epic seafarin' experience. Ready yer sea legs for a night of revelry, for the Drunken Pirate Show awaits, where every moment be a treasure in its own right! Yarrr!
Excluded
Avast, me hearties! Listen well, for there be a few things not included in this grand adventure:
- Land Lubber Transport: Ye must find yer own way to and from the departure marina. No worryin' though, a true pirate always knows how to navigate the land as well as the sea.
- Bounty for the Crew: Tippin' the crew be a kind gesture, but the doubloons for their pockets be not included. Show appreciation with a well-deserved share of yer treasures.
- Capturin' Memories: A photo session to immortalize yer pirate escapade be extra. Bring yer own spyglass or hire a shipmate to capture the moments for ye.
- Port Tax Booty: Aye, there be a port tax for each soul. Payable at check-in, this be the cost of settlin' into the pirate life and claimin' yer spot on the ship.
Now that ye be aware of the exclusions, set sail with a hearty spirit and prepare for a night of adventure on the high seas! Yarrr!
Know before you go
Avast, me hearties! Listen well, for these be the essentials to plunder from yer sea chest before embarkin' on this grand adventure:
- Comfortable Raiment: Don yer most comfortable togs, fit for a night of revelry and dancin' on the high seas.
- Windbreaker or Sweater: The sea breeze be as tricky as a sly pirate; bring a windbreaker or sweater to ward off its chill.
- Booty and Cards: Load yer treasure chest with extra doubloons and a trusty card for souvenir looting and unexpected expenses.
- Tips and Tidings: Don't forget a pouch of gold for tippin' the crew and sharin' the wealth.
- Spyglass (Camera): Bring a camera with a vast memory sea to capture every moment. Ye wouldn't want to miss the spectacle.
- Landlubber's Transport Treasure: Arrange for transportation to the departure port – a ship can't set sail without its anchor!
- Port Tax Pouch: Set aside a pouch for the port tax, for every pirate must pay their due before embarkin' on the journey.
- Empty Stomach for the Feast: Arrive with a belly as empty as a sunken treasure chest, ready to feast on a bounty fit for the bravest buccaneers.
- Desire for Merriment: Above all, carry a heart full of desire for merriment and fun. 'Tis the key to unlock the true spirit of the high-seas adventure.
With these provisions, ye shall be ready to embrace the sea breeze, dance under the stars, and create memories to rival the tales of old. Fair winds and a jolly good time await ye on this epic voyage! 🏴☠️